What is it about the first flurries of the year that make people think they have to get out and stock up on canned goods and other supplies?
It seems that the people who choose to do so are the same damn people who barely venture out in the summer, let alone on a slick road.
You know right away who they are because they are the ones with a death grip on their steering wheels and look as if they were a deer staring at headlights. They go so fucking slow that they would have been better off just walking to their destinations.
Then you have the assholes in the 4 wheel drives,which more than likely have a snow plow attached to the front, who think they are invincible to crashing. They zoom past the dwadlers splashing snow on their windshields. Thus causing more fear and an extra 5 mile per hour drop in speed.
I don't understand why more of them can't be like me. Off doing donuts in some remote parking lot or or trying to be the first one to leave tire tracks on a newly snow covered road.
22 Kissed My Ass:
You're off doing donuts in a parking lot?
Isn't "donuts" the name of your local High School Football team?
Thought so.
Mental Poo- No I believe thier name is The Skidmarks because they make this town look like shit.
They're either super slow (i.e. my father) or think it's summertime and drive like maniacs (i.e. not me - cough).
Steven-That icon you use is such a distraction by the way. Yummy!
Anyways you might want to get something for that cough of yours. ha ha
I used to do donuts in remote parking lots, lots of fun.
Now if I have to venture out on slick streets I'm just careful of all the monkeys screwing up out there.
I've spent my life driving on ice, but I don't trust them. The last one that slid into me had nice cleavage though.
Ha !!! Feeding the fish is sort of fun.
BBC-Have I ever told you how much I love you?
Well I do!
Living in a part of the world that has four distinct seasons allows me the opportunity to be exposed to the dangers of sharing the road with these idiots in all types of weather conditions.
Having recently made it through the first stages of Winter and all the creeping and whatnot, we have now entered the drive like a f*cking maniac on sheer ice stage.
I am not certain but I have a hunch that these vehicular asshats are released en masse by secret government informants who notify a dispatcher every time that I leave my driveway.
The next stage that I will have the privelege of experiencing will be the Blizzard phase wherein unsuspecting tards will venture out and get stuck in rotation right behind my property. I will spend the better part of the morning shovelling and pushing and chastising them for being idiots just as the next imbecile pulls up and hits them.
UGH!!
I always love the first snow where you drive around and see all the idiots in the ditch that forgot how to drive over the Summer.
Well something smells of fish.....
What is it about the first flurries of the year that make people think they have to get out and stock up on canned goods and other supplies?
That's an easy answer for South Carolina. Snow is so rare here that when it a few flakes hit the ground a lemming-like panic ensues and with many convinced that if they don't stock up they will be eating the pet cat in a few weeks.
Donn-"unsuspecting tards"
LMFAO ha ha ha ha
Ron- I like to point and laugh at them!
Pabs-Come again?????
Bum-Here kitty kitty!
My Jeep rocks in the snow, but I still help people who are stuck and such, I am that type of guy.
When the UK gets snow the cuntry cums to a stand still its the same when sunny Callyfornia gets rain. I sort of remember what snow looks like sometimes I play with action figures in my cocaine and pretend.
We dont get much practice in the south of the UK as we dont get much snow, but i do have some distant memories of doing donuts :)
You covered it pretty good...Saturday I was going to go into the store to pick up a couple of things we were out of, and the parking lot was so full I didn't even go in!
I loved the video on CNN this morning of those slow moving SUVs toppling over when they came to the edge of the road.
I usually test my tires by doing donuts in an empty parking lot. (usually in front of the coffee place I go to in the morning)
I have a saying around here that I think may apply:
Instant asshole- Just add water. (or precipitation in any form)
When it snows here, I try to stay in, if possible. I just don't trust the other crazy drivers!
Malach-Awwww you are such a kind man now aren't you!
Knudsen-The thought of you playing with action figures kinda creeps me out...yet turns me on.
Casdok-Naughty girl!
Buffalo-That is such a bitch!
Hungry-Dumb asses!
G-man-Some people are such jerk wads you don't even need to add water!
Wife-There are some maniacs out there for sure!
heh heh... so its you with the circular skid marks eh?
Hey...why can't we leave any damn comments on your more recent post?
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