One thing that really crimps my nipples are loud sneezers. Now I'm not talking about the normal sounds that come with a sneeze.What I am talking about are the mother fuckers who have to add words and high pitched sounds to the damn things.
These are usually the same people who are rude enough not to turn their heads or cover their noses while they expel snot everywhere.Why would they? After all this would only muffle the annoying sound that spewed from their ugly ass face.
They don't seem to know what a tissue is for either.They'd much rather suck it back up a million and a half times.Thus, causing yet another teeth cringing audible noise.Not to mention the swallow that follows!
Annoying as hell I tell you!
I hope the next time someone lets out a sneeze like that anywhere near my person they end up giving birth to their colon!
26 Kissed My Ass:
HOLY SHIT!!! you posted! You really posted!! Does that mean you are back????
Oh, and I have the loud coughers. :)
You betcha babe...I'm back!
Woo Hoo!!! You've been missed! I was just talking to someone the other day about your MIA Status. Happy Halloween, Happy Turkey Day and Merry Christmas and any other holiday that was missed.
Just dropped in to check.
Yeah, I'm one of those loud sneezers but I do turn away and cover so I don't hit or spray anyone. But I enjoy my sneezes almost as much as sex.
So I hope that all is going well with you hon, nice to see you back.
What I do with a sneeze depends on where I'm at. If I'm out in public, when they let me go out in public, if I have to sneeze I contain it the best I can.
If I'm at home I enjoy a good all out blast at times.
And a good sneeze is the best way to please a really big woman. Just stick in your head, wiggle your ears and nose and sneeze, ha ha ha.
If you want to send her around the world, use your tongue also. :-)
Your back yay! Guilty as charged, I scare people when I sneeze.
Is this like an early Christmas present? Is it you, is it really really you? (Reaching for my pain meds, I am in disbelief and need to take about 6 of them and then maybe I will truly believe.)
Welcome back BEOTCH! My how we have missed your silly YET honest and practical cute little ass. I hope things have been well and that you were gone because you traveled the world with some hot young stud. Did ya bring me back anything from Holland?
Yes, sneezing is nasty at times. My husband is guilty as charged. When he sneezes, no warning, scares the shit out of you and he literally lifts off the floor as if about to take off like a rocket. Not only annoying, but scares the shit out of people and animals. At least he does cover his mouth only to reveal and hand full of snot. Yeah. That's sexy as hell.
Welcome back...luvs ya and misses ya!
Welcome back! I've kept you on my Feed Reader just waiting to see you active again.
I was just terrorizing our cat this morning with my daily round of sneezing.
Like BBC said, out in public I contain it but while at home I just let 'er rip. Stops the cat dead in her tracks everytime.
Hell, this morning she even quit eating and turned to watch the show. She seemed to be more amused than scared. Guess she's getting used to it.
Again, welcome back, hope all is well!
Jesus H. Christ, woman.
It's about time.
By the way, I left the meter running on our last conversation - you now owe me a shitload of cash and/or some type of 'favor.'
Thanks in advance.
I didn't read this post all the way because you had me at 'crimps my nipples.'
Ah. Memories.
From today's post over at my crib.....
So here is the meme, which I snagged off of Angel's Mind. Also shout outs to Bruce a Work in Progress and Phoebe Fay. Also since I have been absent for a bit, please read the blog post just below this one. Also welcome back Preposterous Ponderings. It is about damn time you showed up you wicked woman!
Well Spank my butt and call me a bad girl!!! Your back!!!! I've missed ya. Where did you go?? and what was with the under construction sign?? No cute construction guys or anything. dammit!!!!
My husband sneezes really loud, it actually usually brings him to his knees. He had a nasal surgery and now causes him lots of pain when he sneezes. I'm pretty loud too, but just the sneezy noise.
I knew a girl that did little high pitched noise, and said Ker chi coo when she sneezed. I wanted to beat her ass. hahahahha
Welcome back! It's true, when I sneeze I want them to know it in the next county. But last time I held it in, I blew one of my toes off.
My wife, God bless her, literally screams before she sneezes... Scares the shit out of me every time! She covers up, but the noise level is ridiculous....
Ron-All of those right back at you babe!
Bum-The only thing I enjoy more than sex is chocolate..and usually they go hand in hand so I'm one satisfied woman.
BBC-I don't believe you about the nose thing.You'll have to prove it!
Malach-Good to see ya boy!
MI-I brought you back a wooden dildo. Polish it well and you won't get splinters.
Dan-Oh that poor kitty! Thanks for keeping me on your feed reader.Boy that sounds so sexual!
Mental Poo-Shhhhhh you weren't suppose to go public with the favor!
Burfica-Spank! You're a bad girl. A very,very bad girl!
Colonel-You must walk funny!
Buffalo-She screams! ha ha ha ha I have never heard anyone do that.
Welcome baaaaack! Missed ya babe. The place hasn't been the same without you.
And thank you MI for the shout. Does that make you my pimp?
Bruce-It was much better without me wasn't it?
So what's your fee Brucie?
Would a desire to crimp your nipples put me in the realms of a perv?
More to the point would I give a shit?
How's the garden babe?
Welcome home x
Hey, I can wiggle my nose, not side to side so much, but like a rabbit. Like a rabbit, that just put another thought in my head, ha ha ha. Do you really have a cute little ass?
Lord have MERCY! You really are back!
Funny bitch is back!!!!
That pic is just nas-teee!
i know a few people like that- but you know what... those tiny squeeky sneezes annoy me too!
A wooden dildo? Wow, is it like an antique...I just love antiques! My collection is almost complete....now I just need one made out of Oreo's and I can die happy.
Thanks so much!
You caught me napping, since I've been checking your blog faithfully. Glad to see you back.
Dinners-You are a perv what are you talking about!
BBC-I'm not sure if it could be considered cute or not...
Lesbian-You betcha I'm back!
Angel-I can't stand those kind of sneezes!!!!
MI-
Your wish is my command!
I'm trying to mold some Oreos into a male member as we speak.
Hungry-Thanks sweetheart!
That is why we like to say to the sneezer ... God Bless You.
... before someone kills the effer!
Welcome Home.
Joe-I usually just say... What the hell!
Thanks it's good to be back.
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