Blogging Basics

Preposterous Ponderings: Advice To Follow While Blogging:


1.Never drink and blog.
2.When you run out of things to blog about... blog about nothing.
3.RSS doesn't stand for Rich Site Summary it stands for Really Stupid Son-of-a-bitch!
4.Laugh like a fucking idiot while you read posts about things you normally wouldn't find funny.
5.When it's time for dinner direct the kids to the Poptart's in the cupboard.
6.Use all of your free time linking to other bloggers.
7.Comments are not a way of showing how popular you are. The lack there of ,however, shows nobody likes you.
8.It's not depression its Blogger Burnout.Seek treatment,go out and get a life.
9.Reading over your own damn post half a dozen times and thinking you are witty doesn't mean others will feel the same about it.So go kill yourself NOW!
10.The Blogosphere is not another planet in the solar system.
11.A Blogroll it that flap of fat hanging over your pants from sitting and reading blogs hours on end.
12.A Photoblog is another way to show the world how fugly you and your family truly are.
13.Never write so much to say so little.
14.The V in Vlog is short for virgin....because you are too addicted to blogging to get out and bump uglies with someone.
15.The blogger with the most widgets wins!
16.Follow all links with precaution. Unless you want to know what your mother has been up to when she's not at home.
17.Never blog about family members or co-workers. That is unless you want to find yourself thrown into a pool full of rabid alligators.
18.Blogware has nothing to do with fashion you dumbass.
19.Blogger is just another word for Bigfuckingloser.
20.Blogasm is a term referring to that little tickle you get in your tinkle while reading a risque post.
21.Meme's-Monkey See Monkey Do. Need I say more?
22.Announcing your 100th post only reminds me of how fucking bored you have made me.
23.The most important thing to remember while blogging is...My blog is better than yours!
24.There is no hope.You suck at blogging!
25.When all else fails blog about boogers,farts,and poop.