I'll be a son-of-a-bitch if I didn't spot a chin hair while looking in the bathroom mirror after my shower last night.
It was not short or light in color.It was about an inch long and black as coal.Coarse too!
When I first laid eyes upon it I thought "Holy Fuck! I'm turning into my grandfather.I just hope I don't get his bushy ass eyebrows too!"
I took it between my thumb and forefinger and gave a quick tug. What do you know,that little fucker just curled. Now it looked like a pube hanging from my chin. Not that I haven't had actual pubes hanging from my chin ever before but that is another story in itself that I won't discuss right now.
Determined to get this bristle off my face I dug out a pair of tweezers.Squinted my eyes to see it and gave a tug.Missed the little fucker completely!
Now a section of my face was removed but the black strand of hair remained. After a few attempts I finally succeeded! Woohoo! No more chin hair.
If one of his cousins show up around my nipples I swear I will hold a torch to him.Nothing like crispy hair free nipples!
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This post was only mildly disgusting. A rare change of pace.
You sound hot.
OMG this post totally reminded me of this website I found when looking for a bra size calculator....
http://www.afraidtoask.com/breast/breastsize.html
Scroll down!
I hate to tell you this, but that little bugger will be back. Trust me.. once you've found him and plucked him, he plots his revenge. Keep a vigilant watch.... ;)
I'll have an order of the crispy nipples please! Oh and can you make sure there aren't any hairs on them. LOL
I swear on all that is holy that my sister and I were JUST talking about this. I have a stray on my forehead and it just laughs at me as I pull on it. Bastard.
YOU ARE ADORABLE!
I hate it when they curl. The fuckers. I am armed with hand mirror and tweezers each morning, just to do the daily patrol and make sure I don't have any sprouting.
It's here to stay. I have about four of them now.
I have yet to have that fun, yet! However I have this mole on my face-that when I was younger look very sexy-now? Some things grow others shrink-dammit!
I used to think if I plucked a grey hair, 5 more would come to its' funeral, but my hairdresser says that's a myth.
I'm an eyebrow-nazi. May I recommend Tweezerman brand tweezers? They're great!
Hey, they pay well for bearded ladies round these parts
Every once in a while I find a horrible wiry hair sticking like an inch and a half out of my ear and I'm like, "WTF did I get married for if she's going to let this stuff get past her?"
I can't believe you are just now getting your first chin hair. And not only will that hair be back but it will bring it's family with it.
I LMAO'd at the pube on your chin..bwahahahhahaha
A perm chin hair, that's makes me wet.
Makes you wonder doesn't it? Did it grow that long overnight? How many people saw it along it's way to becoming an inch long and said nothing?
I'll have an order of crispy nippples with fried rice, please!
Just so you know: the stray coarse black hairs come from splatters of what some call mooge.
Ohhhh ... noooo! Curiosity got the best of me so I made the mistake of clicking on the "chin hair" link. Oh my ... I'd never ... oh ... or ever ... hmmmm ... never mind. Thanks for that.
I have lots of chin hairs and it doesn't bother me!
Got yourself a little taint-tickler.
i have a blonde one- that grows out of the middle of a small mole no less- that shows up fairly regularly... i just cut it off!
I have one of those, too. My great fear is that I'll become a senile old woman, and no-one will remove it for me.
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